the natural inanity behind the artificial intelligence

Comrades in the office. Comrades in Tuesday trivia nights. Comrades in IKEA furniture assembly. Comrades in line at Space Mountain.

Illustration of a crane with team members count

66

TEAM MEMBERS

Illustration of a crane with hires in the last year count

19

HIRES IN THE LAST YEAR

Illustration of a crane with left handers count

10

LEFT HANDERS

Illustration of a crane with users per employee count

758,000

USERS PER EMPLOYEE

meet our comrades

Many different talents, many different stories, but one thing in common: incredibly attractive.

Nitesh's photo

Nitesh

CEO & FOUNDER

Vu's photo

Vu

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

WenJie's photo

WenJie

INTERN

CheeKit's photo

CheeKit

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

MingJun's photo

MingJun

EXTREMELY SENIOR INTERN

Amy's photo

Amy

ACCOUNT MANAGER

Zoheb's photo

Zoheb

HEAD OF GROWTH

Ian's photo

Ian

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Evan's photo

Evan

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

Aly's photo

Aly

CUSTOMER OPS LEAD

David's photo

David

BUSINESS DEV REP

Nadya's photo

Nadya

ACCOUNT MANAGER

our preferences

Where we stand on the important issues of the world.

Coke Zero

Coke Zero can

53.7%

VS

Diet Coke

Diet Coke can

46.3%

Window seat

Window airplane seat

50.9%

VS

Aisle seat

Aisle airplane seat

49.1%

Pineapple
on pizza?

Pineapple pizza

64.8%

VS

Yuk!

No pineapple on pizza

35.2%

Netflix
payer

Netflix payer

100%*

VS

Netflix
"borrower"

Netflix borrower

0%*

*suspicious results

Cat

Cat illustration

41.5%

VS

Dog

Dog illustration

58.5%

iOS

iOS logo

78.2%

VS

Android

Android logo

21.8%

if we were wizards

So what type of personalities are we? Courageous? Ambitious? Loyal? Intelligent? We asked the sorting hat.

Sorting hat results for Padlet comrades (vertical layout)

music for work

A crowdsourced playlist of music that gets us into the mood to work. A rather high proportion of movie soundtracks.

Become our comrade. Especially if you are a southpaw Slytherin.